Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Bouillon thrives.

Another day, another tongue lashing. Seems we Brits don't 'produce' when it matters. This makes four ( or is it five ?) nights in a row where we've been singled out for criticism. Thankfully, the farmers wife is blissfully unaware that America takes a poor view of us. For the time being there is a sanity maintaining family omerta over discussion of the boys trip to the World Cup. She's keeping busy. The guest room is being spruced up for the visit of the daughters boyfriend from Jackson Hole. We quietly wonder if the boyfriend is prepared for a chaste Easter in the guest room of a draughty Scottish farmhouse ? Is there anything as 'stressful' as a meet the parents weekend ? 

Parked outside the town kirk a van advertising 'Mayo, Dressings, Sauce and Bouillon'.  This has to be one of the more specialized ancillary services on offer. It summons up pictures of Edwardian ladies retiring to their hotels after a nine holes for a restorative cup of steaming beef Bouillon. 


The super expensive apartment block that Donald Trump tried to buy and turn into a hotel ( he was unsuccessful in obtaining a loan from either of the two Scottish banks he approached ) is a hive of activity. Two large preternaturally shiny black BMW limousines are disgorging guests onto the pavement outside. American golfers and their long suffering wives are starting to arrive in time for Easter. The apartments will be busy over the summer and will then be abandoned for the better part of nine months. When I was a student the building was a female hall of residence with a ferocious battle axe of a warden who checked to ensure male visitors were gone by 9 pm. For teenage Romeos and Juliets intent on spending the night together careful planning and impeccable execution ( and furtive silence ) were vital.  Knotted sheets tied to the terrace railings provided the easiest egress. Amazing to think that  such prurience was the order of the day 50 years ago.


The days getting longer. We're out and about before the first players have started  their breakfasts. 


Across the road from the Old Course is the Golf Museum. This has a modern cafe on the first floor. For a long time it stood empty and then became a somewhat lack lustre restaurant serving burgers and fries. This morning workmen are swarming all over it. The trendy seafood restaurant has taken it over. Soon it will re-open as a modern 'lifestyle' restaurant. I'm not sure what a 'lifestyle' restaurant is but it's got to be an improvement on what's gone before. For golfers the location is about as sacerdotal as it gets. 


Picture of the day with accompanying comment :https://x.com/adefty/status/2033626526722195947

Why Roman Britain collapsed. Climate change ain't new :https://www.zmescience.com/science/history-articles/tree-climate-roman-britain-rep/

Chinese exams :https://www.forkingpaths.co/p/how-exams-drive-history

On the basis of this research it's amazing anyone comes to study in Scotland :https://www.nber.org/papers/w34944



11 comments:

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Well, I wonder which establishment(s) in StA's is/are using Rich Sauces products, saving their chefs the trouble of making their own mayo and stocks? Worth an enquiry at the next evening outing? Wonder if they fit into a lifestyle eatery, or if the 'meeting salt standards' means too much? YAM xx

sillygirl said...

I do hope the rest of the world realizes that most Americans do NOT go along with the orange one. Personally I support others NOT supporting or cowtowing to him.

Travel said...

Your comment on the meet the parents weekend, was my first laugh of the day, mission accomplished.

Anonymous said...

The Farmer’s Wife certainly has a lot to think about - a daughter and the American boyfriend as well as her energetic sons!
Meanwhile, here in US, every day the news brings us much to shake our heads over.
JoAnn in Maryland

WickedHamster said...

Forgive me but "The feeling or impression that students get about enrolling in a particular college may be an important determinant of their college application decision"... well duh!

Pam in NH said...

Thanks for the wicked laugh!

Diaday said...

OK, I'll ask...Did Angus ever climb a knotted sheet to visit his lovely lady?

Lisa in France said...

I loved the Carney photo, and the comments - especially the one suggesting the parrot should be called "Chip." Carney is one who seems to have benefited from taking a relatively nonconciliatory approach with the president. It's interesting right now to watch Trump struggle with the fallout from his recent actions - apart from his nasty complaints about the UK and other allies, I was surprised by his suggestion that it is somehow unfair for Iran to keep fighting when the US has already won the war.

Jim Davis said...

Trump is such a whiny baby, every time something goes against him it's "unfair", ever the victim. In this particular case one one wonders why he thought that Iran would not defend itself when attacked. Critical thinking is not one of his attributes.

Pam in NH said...

Think the daughter's boyfriend has a suitcase full of knotted sheets? There are always the dunes.

Marie said...

Hope the Americans don’t call on naval support from Australia. Heard on the news this morning that Australia would struggle to send even one boat, the only available boat is way down on drone technology. Marie, Melbourne, Australia