Monday, June 1, 2026

Climbing the wall.

June 1st. In a week the village lads head off to the World Cup on Jet Blue flight 1080 from Edinburgh.  We meet the farmers wife heading down the farm track to the beach for a morning swim. She's wearing her duck egg blue one piece, a beany hat and wellington boots and is accompanied by the two Jack Russells. A towel is draped practically around her shoulders. Her fears about the boys going to the US are now outweighed by the stress of living with two teenage football fans desperate for their adventure to begin. Time is weighing heavily on them - and her. She, and they, are climbing the wall. The 19 year old, soon to be 20, is under strict orders to make sure the younger one doesn't  ' do anything daft '.  " I'm sure they'll have  the trip of a lifetime " says 'The Font'. ' That's what worries me ' replies the farmers wife without even a moments hesitation. 

The local 30 year old 'young fathers' are making plans for the matches to be shown in the village hall. One of the New Zealanders is the proud owner of a device that projects television programmes onto a screen. This evening a sheet will be hung from the rafters and there will be a test run to see how it works. Angus has been asked if there is any 'spare wine' in the garage.

Monday morning. The Old Course quiet. There's maybe thirty or so golfers waiting to tee off. The flag lanyards clink away in the morning breeze.


For the next two or three weeks we're in that state of grace where car parking is easy. After that the crowds start to return for graduation and then everything kicks into higher gear with the summer influx of golfers. That's when it gets wild and we retreat into isolation in the wee house on the coast. Once, many years ago, we nearly bought a house in San Gimignano in Tuscany. It was only by chance that we returned, unexpectedly, to do a pre-purchase check that it dawned on us how busy the place gets. Even on a Tuesday morning in May there were a hundred Danes in motor homes waiting to get into the small Coop supermarket.


At the supermarket a patient dog ,and his master, wait for the mistress of the house to return.

Even the fish and chip shop is taking reservations for graduation dinners. 


Down to the cathedral . We are the only folks there.

7 comments:

Lisa in France said...

We visited San Gimignano in January, and it was very peaceful. It's a beautiful town, although we visited primarily because it features in one of my kids' favorite video games, Assassin's Creed. Meanwhile, I think you may have some kind of Vulcan connection to the authors of the NYT crossword. The other day, it was "sparrow" that cropped up and today, of all things, "yee haw."

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...spare wine??!!! One thing I have never thought about wine is that it might become a spare item. I am sure Angus will find something to donate. I had managed to ignore the whole soccer nonsense until doing the groceries the other day... and was faced, at the end of every aisle, with everything you could imagine of tacky blue and white 'merch'... No, I'm not tempted by a headband with saltire antlers attached... YAM xx

Angus said...

Saltire antlers are something that residents of Boston are soon going to see a lot of.

Travel said...

Floridians used to say, tourists keep the state green, they bring lots of money. But the locals also avoided tourist areas when possible.

Anonymous said...

The Farmer's wife has my sympathy - this next week will be like living with a couple of six-year olds waiting for Christmas! It's not just Boston seeing a lot of Saltire Antlers - how will the airlines cope?
Coppa's Girl

Diaday said...

I loved walking the cathedral grounds when we visited St. Andrews last year. So full of history and such a sense of peace in these beautiful ruins.

Anonymous said...

I hope the Farmer’s lads’ trip lives up to the anticipation. I am sure they will make it exciting much to their mother’s chagrin.
JoAnn in Maryland