Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Canyons.


High summer in the village. Not a soul about apart from the residents of The Rickety Old Farmhouse, the Belgian Lady and The Old Farmer. The Anger Management Man sets off at crack of dawn to his cottage near the sea. He winds down his window and tells us he'll be back in mid-August. ' I'm setting off early to avoid the traffic ' he adds with a tone of voice that hints this is something we might never think of doing. The German Billionaires Builder headed away for a month on Saturday. You think they might have staggered their holidays.

Team Great Britain beat the USA in the Olympic Rugby Sevens. They were down 21 points and then managed to come back . Angus tells Sophie all about the fast and furious game but she displays studied indifference. There are grass verges to be explored. We wave at a couple of farmers in their white vans then head off from the storm drain and head across country.

Some of the paths through the sunflower fields have turned into canyons. The taller plants now reaching seven or eight feet into the sky. Wayward sunflowers are reclaiming the boundary gaps between the fields. 


Sophie leads the way into this area of dark shadows and intriguing rustlings. I think the hares must spend their days hidden in here. Sophie darts in and out of the stalks but makes sure I'm close. A girl can never be too careful when there are 'rustlings' about. Prudent bravery is her motto.


After a lengthy drink from the waterfall and a hurried sprint past the cow fields it's time to head off for some  curly croissant ends . Today a somewhat lacklustre 6.5/10.  There is also a mignardise that the PONette thinks warrants a score of 20/10. Her tail waves at hyper-speed .



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Tuesday, July 27, 2021

A small piece of plyboard.


After a slow start the Olympics is providing some riveting viewing. All those corporate sponsors who withdrew their support may now be regretting being so hasty. The Rugby Sevens are great fun - quick with lots of points being scored. The Fijian team were spectacular. The skateboarding is watched in bemusement that soon gives way to amazement. Whoever knew you could do things like that with a small piece of plyboard and four wheels ? Being in your teens helps.

The black and white C-A-T is back again this morning. It looks at me as I open the shutters on the upstairs balcony.  Of all the places it could start its day it has to choose The Rickety Old Farmhouse. The fact that it's here every morning would indicate the black and white C-A-T  doesn't  feel threatened by the presence of a Polish Lowland Sheepdog in the house. This is a thought best kept from Sophie who is inordinately proud of her guarding skills.


My shaggy companion is oblivious to the presence of this feline intruder on the terrace. She has her mind set on curly croissant ends. She exudes a sense of ' Do get on with it !' impatience .


After our start of morning outing to the cafe we head on down to the valley for a walk  to the lake. There are ducks paddling around affably. This provides an excuse for the PONette to shriek in frustration. The ducks, safe on the water,  ignore her.


By the time we get home The Old Farmer is up and about. He's tied a rope to the back bumper of the venerable Mercedes and is pulling out the even more venerable Peugeot from the garage. The Peugeot has been in there, idle,  for the last eighteen months and is now in  need of a tune and a lube. I quietly wonder how many 91 year olds would start their days with this level of activity. 


 

Monday, July 26, 2021

Olympian satisfaction.

One picture might say a thousand words but it can't capture the noise that erupts from the family diva when she spots this miscreant in the garden. The sheer audacity of it ! 

After five minutes Sophie returns with a ball that she's found hidden under a walnut tree. Hidden treasures recovered and a intruder told in no uncertain terms who's boss around here. Not a bad start to a Monday morning. The PONette exudes Olympian satisfaction.

Another unseasonably cloudy day. The mayor might have been right when he said that ' if it rains on Bastille Day it will rain for 40 days thereafter'. The  cloud cover means that the sunflowers are all a kilter not knowing where to turn. Also out of kilter are the flags on the war memorial. They went up on the 14th and are still there. The new mayor certainly adopts a more relaxed approach to these things than his predecessor.

Redcurrants and rhubarb make an appearance in the greengrocers. I'd consider buying some rhubarb for a crumble but it's too hot and humid.

A plaster lamb shows up in the cheese shop. Do small ceramic animals still have a place in advertising budgets anywhere else in the world ? I think things like this disappeared in Scotland fifty years ago but will be happy to be proven wrong.


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Sunday, July 25, 2021

Bugs.

The camera on the new i-Phone is better, much better, than the old one. However, it is still hard pressed to capture the family diva in high speed pursuit of a C-A-T that has been asleep by  the pool. The C-A-T goes left. Sophie continues in a straight line. This photo also speaks volumes to the quality of Sophie's twin titanium knees.

An uninspiring croissant from the bakers at the shopping centre. We sit at a table outside by what must be the worlds noisiest air conditioning unit. Angus is surprised to see that if you spend E30 on bakery products you can choose to receive either a place mat or a hat as a gift. This is the first time I've ever seen a hat as promotional give away.

Back in the village Sophie sits with me on the storm drain. The donkeys are down at the end of the field. Sophie can smell them but can't see them. There is much nose twitching.

Games of hide and seek in the sunflower fields have one major drawback : Bugs. Sophie is enticed into the bath for a rubdown with a medicated shampoo. Somehow, despite our very best efforts at subterfuge, she knows what is being planned. The family diva settles on her passive resistance approach to being bathed. This entails flopping on the floor and becoming a dead weight. The 'I shall not be moved' approach to water. She is 'encouraged' under the shower. After an hour , several rub downs and a walk to the war memorial she looks merely bedraggled. A reminder that a PONettes fur can absorb at least twice its body weight in moisture.


During the bathing process the bell at the gate rings to announce -  1) the onion seller - 2) the French teacher delivering some magazines ( the village residents recirculate their subscriptions ) - 3) The Old Farmer to tell us his television isn't working and 4) the  delivery man to tell us he's going away on holiday for two weeks ' but don't worry they'll have a replacement driver while I'm away'. This stream of visitors doesn't make the bathing process any easier.

Saturday, July 24, 2021

Order.


We watch a little of the Olympics opening ceremony. Maybe it's the lack of crowds, maybe its the acoustics of an empty stadium but after twenty minutes I find we're getting bored. Sophie is more than  happy to get up and go and sit outside by the pool. Why be indoors watching television when you can be outside keeping an eye open for C-A-T-S ?

This morning the lingering humidity and a lengthy detour through the sunflower fields combine to give Sophies coat a 'carefree' air. 

At the crossroads sunflower fields to the left, right and straight ahead. Peak sunflower season is upon us.


This morning there's a young horse in a head shroud at the next door neighbours farm. Although it can't see it trots over towards us. I'm sure there's a good reason for the head shroud but it's a rather sad thing to see on a summers morning.


After a drink from the waterfall and a paddle in the stream dog and master head off to the bakers.


A  'Religieuse' and a coffee eclair our choices this morning. Sophie hopes that the bakers wife will go back into the kitchen for some choux pastry but she's disappointed. I also buy a slice of peach pie. This is for The Old Farmer who has returned to living in the village full time. The heat and pandemic have put paid to the relationship with his 'lady friend' . ' I needed some space ' he informs me. This morning I shall help him get his house in order . 


 

Friday, July 23, 2021

Sensible thing to do.


Our day starts with a trailer load of cow dung being towed through the village. It will be spread on the field by the crossroads. Sophie thinks this is the Chanel No.5 of mornings. Angus is less sure.

We stop to admire The Old Mayors recent flower plantings. The concrete trough on top of the village well now looking resplendent in a multi-coloured display of begonias and pansies. The  committee that awards points in the ' Best Floral Village' competition are due any day. Whether their tastes and those of The Old Mayor are in synch is yet to be seen.


Mother and three baby moorhens scatter as we approach. They seem to have moved their nest from the shrubs that line the edges of the pond to the water lily leaves in the centre. In this heat that's an entirely sensible thing to do. The chicks have grown from ping pong ball sized to double that in the space of three days. They spend their time paddling contentedly around the pond under the ever watchful eye of their mother.


On our way home there's time for a quick game of hide and seek in the sunflower fields . 


Then it's down to the bakers for a lunch time desert. Today we opt for a small Brasilia which looks right for these hundred degree plus temperatures.


 

Thursday, July 22, 2021

Massed ponies

Hot and humid this morning. A layer of cloud keeping yesterdays heat from escaping. As we head out the church and the lime tree on the village green are lit by the morning sun. This seems to be a cue for the bees to start humming. I note that the flags on the war memorial are still up despite it being more than a week since Bastille Day. The new mayor has a more 'relaxed' approach about putting them up and taking them down. Perhaps he tried to borrow our ladder but we were out ?


Sophie is of a mind to get as much mischief into her day as she can before it gets even hotter. High 30's forecast for this afternoon. This is not PON weather. She observes a C-A-T asleep under the lime tree. The bucolic peace of the village comes to an abrupt head back, tail waving end.


The horse lady is also up early.The ponies in the field at the crossroads are enjoying their breakfast and are much too busy to pay much attention to Sophie.


My companion picks up her pace and doesn't slow down until we've safely passed this intimidating group. Positioning herself carefully behind me she gives them a cursory glare then heads off to the safety of home. 


After that there's the consolation of some curly croissant ends. Well deserved rewards for outstanding bravery in the face of massed ponies.


In a French village everyone waves at their neighbours as they drive by. This can be a little confusing if you don't know what cars your fellow villagers drive.  We've taken to waving at every vehicle we see. This means we can never appear 'aloof ' or partisan ( important during the current court case ). Today , we greet three white farmers vans, the young Garagiste and the lady who helps out with cleaning the chateau in high season. We also wave at a man in a large white flatbed truck who may, or may not, be a villager. The Dutch vacationers , being non-residents, get a nod of the head and a smile.


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Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Waving.

Our morning walk takes us out along the ridge, down through the donkey field and along the valley floor. A Dutch couple are renting the cottage by the crossroads for the summer. The husband waves at us as he heads off for their morning croissants from the bakers in the small market town. He's clearly understood that in this heat early rising is a necessity. By mid-morning the only sensible thing to do is shelter indoors or hang out by the pool.  

Sophie in particularly fine fettle. She's raring to go. My companion plays hide and seek in the shade of the sunflower stalks. She emerges on to the path looking 'disheveled'. Charging through sunflower fields will do that to a girl.

Coming back through the village we manage to avoid the Anger Management Man and by the skin of our teeth the German Billionaires Builder. The sooner this court case is over and done with the better. 

The final leg of our morning walk takes us across the village green and past the front of the church. Sophie bounds on ahead. She has picked up the scent of a C-A-T.  A girl can never find a moment to relax with those critters around. 


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Tuesday, July 20, 2021

Mandatory.


Sophie waits, impatiently, while I finish off a pre-walk cup of coffee. The Manhattanite men in dark suits have been on the phone early. A sudden, and belated,  recognition that while the Upper East side may have been vaccinated most of the world hasn't. They have instituted a system whereby only those who have been fully vaccinated are allowed into the office and masks must be worn in public areas. Compliance is, as they say, mandatory. They work from home Mondays and Fridays.

We're out and about early enough to catch the two youngest moorhen chicks paddling unconcernedly on the village pond.


One chick heads quietly into the water lily leaves as we approach. The other is oblivious to our presence then panics and hurtles off in pursuit of its sibling. At this age their feathers are still black and their feet humorously and disproportionately large and orange.


The lime tree on the village green is covered in thousands of bees. It hums happily away.


After all that excitement the best thing for a girl to do is opt for a restorative nap on the doorstep before clambering into the car and heading off for some curly croissant ends.

Monday, July 19, 2021

Two bees on a teasel


A balmy Monday morning. Sophie and her companion sit on the concrete storm drain and put the world to rights. Lots to talk about this morning - Cuba, Peru, Venezuela, Colombia. Sophie sees the donkeys in their field and studies them intently. As all PONs instinctively know you can never be too sure with donkeys. We wave at the young garagiste heading off to work in his BMW and nod at two local farmers in their white Renault vans.' Going to be hot M'Ongoose !' one of them shouts out as he drives by.

It has been 19 months since we were last able to travel to the UK. Now, just as we were planning to head off for a quick trip to London, the British government has decided that any traveller from France must self isolate for ten days. You can be sure that the French will soon reciprocate. That adds up to a lot of self isolating for a trip to the dentist.


The water hole that Sophie drinks from is now nearly dry. She manages to find a muddy patch that she can slurp from. She seems more than satisfied with this.


This mornings croissant a 6.1/10.  The cafe nearly empty. Summer holiday time is here.


Angus stops the car to look at the new Land Rover. He also looks at the price and has sticker shock. When did everything become so expensive ?


On the grass verges outside The Rickety Old Farmhouse the bees are happily at work on the teasels. Can anything signal as clearly that all will be well with the world ? So starts a high summer Monday morning in deepest, deepest France profonde.