Sunday, September 27, 2026

Sunday morning overtime charged at triple or quadruple rates ?

The first television crews are spotted at the village golf course. The Dunhill  tournament starts on Thursday and every hotel within a fifty mile radius is fast filling up :https://www.alfreddunhilllinks.com/

The bakers window has golf themed biscuits and golf themed cupcakes. They will fly off the shelves.


There are some expensive apartments that overlook the 18th tee on the Old Course. This morning a group of men in orange dayglo jackets are working on a displaced window on the top floor. Two men are abseiling down from the roof while a third shouts orders. This much excitement is unusual on a Sunday morning. In fact this much excitement is unusual any day of the week. The pavement outside has been roped off with stripey orange and white tape in case of falling debris. This is a very Scottish health and safety feature. Sunday morning overtime must entail triple hourly rates. 


Diesel now at £1.99 a litre. The farmer has been complaining about the price since May. Then it was £0.50 a litre cheaper. I'll wager it'll be north of £2 tomorrow morning.

The farmer and his wife are dropping off their youngest  in Cambridge today. They set off yesterday morning. It's an eight hour drive but they decided to break the journey half way down so they can enjoy a family dinner together. The farmers wife says 'a final family dinner' but quickly corrects herself. I'd wager there will be tears from her and an emotion obscuring ' we've got to get back the roads are busy ' from the farmer. The lad, it goes without saying, will not notice any of this. He has a life to get on with and new friends to make. There will be urban girls he can impress with his knowledge of brassica harvesting. 


The topic of this mornings sermon in chapel is a question we're all asking.


Down by the Royal and Ancient clubhouse visitors are watching the last of the stands being put up. One local dog is keen to talk to an enchanting visitor.


So starts a quiet Sunday in a small town on the North Sea that is preparing for an explosive influx of golfers. The aisles in Marks and Spencers this morning busy with floppy haired young Scandinavian golfers buying sandwiches. When you're 19 and struggling to get on the tournament rankings life is hard. Some players fly in on private jets others count every penny and fly standby on Ryan Air.


Should you eat Sushi on a Monday ? :https://counteroffer.substack.com/p/true-or-false-dont-eat-sushi-on-mondays

Beaches with killer flies. Bostonians will understand this map :https://x.com/jeffisrael25/status/2102934536539746500

Highly superior autobiographical memories :https://www.sciencealert.com/teen-discovered-with-a-memory-more-powerful-than-99-9-of-the-population

Americas best communicator. Little - almost invisible - gestures are important. A fellow Presbyterian in France points out the reassuring ' I know you're petrified but don't worry ' grasp of the elbow of the man in the black track suit at the 1:39:14 mark :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCxddPHi56g




Saturday, September 26, 2026

Sunrise, flowers and a prayer.

Decidedly cooler now. Not quite scarf weather but we're getting there. Climbing up from the harbour we both note that the sunrises are getting more spectacular as we head further into autumn. This mornings gold and salmon pink light show doesn't disappoint.


The tide far out today. It's a good couple of minutes fast walk from the dunes down to the waters edge. The usual band of labradors and goldens ( and their owners ) are already charging in and out of the surf. It takes more than a chilly start to the day to dent their enthusiasm. 


Friday sees 'The Font' going to a concert in the small 14th century chapel hidden behind the cathedral. A group of four enthusiastic students are performing. Ten minutes before its due to start and the place is packed with genteel townsfolk and boisterous youngsters. Small choirs and very old chapels bring an intimacy to the music that you don't find in larger venues.  'The Font' thinks 'If ye love me' written in turbulent times might possibly be the single most beautiful piece of English music . It's certainly one of the most magical :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHe2FDlHHa8

Someone has  spent some time on the floral decorations. One of those little civic actions that goes unrecognized but is done out of  a mixture of love, duty and tradition. Tulips in late September are a rarity.


Before the concert starts a prayer is offered up for the people of Ukraine. Perhaps people in small countries with large powerful neighbours are more attuned to the importance of quiet acts of support. 'The Font' delphically hopes that future generations will consider our prayers to have been enough.

So starts a quiet Saturday in a small town on the North Sea.

Friday, September 25, 2026

The first primal scream of the new semester.

Archie, the arthritic black labrador, does his level best to ignore a student who has decided to head into the North Sea for a pre-breakfast dip. The student hurtles past Archie and then screams as the icy water hits him like a jolt of ten thousand volts.  It's not long before the young man beats a rapid repeat and stands, dripping, on the sand. This gives him time to regret the fact he's not brought a towel. Spur of the moment dips have post dip consequences. Archie looks back briefly but continues his leisurely plod along the sand. Life lesson #1 for students :  it's called the North Sea for a reason.

In an interesting insight into animal psychology 'Ethel' is the only one of 27 sheep that will interface with humans. All the others scuttle away if anyone comes within an inch of their fence.


The strawberry lady thinks there may be two more weeks before she shuts up shop for another year. The berries are getting markedly smaller but have a late season sweetness that sets them apart.


'That' book has arrived in the towns bookstores and is already being sold at half price. In both bookstores demand has been minimal.


I read an interesting article that says if you live somewhere that has  a Gails or  outlets selling Matcha Latte your constituency will likely be Liberal Democrat ( Summary and link here ) :https://www.politicalbetting.com/index.php/archives/2026/09/23/winning-here-lib-dems-and-constituency-betting/

Thursday, September 24, 2026

Dents in the bodywork

Three and a bit weeks ago a tourist drove into the back of the little BMW in his Mercedes van. Yesterday, the repair shop came to pick up the car. They've rescheduled five times ( strange how you remember these things ) so we're delighted that they show up on the sixth attempt. 'It'll probably be ready in a week or so' says an ill shaven young man in blue dungarees before adding the even vaguer qualifier ' but nae promises '. Garage workers worldwide are masters of imprecision.  A Ford Kuga has been 'loaned' to us as a replacement vehicle. It has myriad dents in the bodywork which I carefully photograph just in case there's any misunderstandings about what state it 's been delivered in. The Ford is not as sporty as the BMW and has a high driving position not unlike a tractor.


There was a time when Scottish rain would politely announce its arrival with a few gentle moments of drizzle before morphing into the main act. These days it's dry one minute and whoosh! you're in a power shower the next. Yesterday  started off  clear and bright and then without so much as beg your pardon moved into a full on monsoon. We even had thunder and lightning.

This morning the floral display outside the small hotel looks vibrant after three solid hours of rain. At the Old Course three American gentlemen spend a full five minutes unembarrassedly limbering up before teeing off. A group of Spanish tourists watch them. We are now past peak golf ( that was Labor Day ) and there's no queue of impatient golfers telling the balletic trio to get on with it. The stands continue to go up ahead of the Dunhill tournament and what looks like a medium sized medieval tent village has appeared by the starters hut.


Some students are sitting in a circle on the lawn outside the International Relations Department. This is a strangely old fashioned scene. Some lecturer, presumably a Scot, must have thought it a good idea to move outside and benefit from the fresh air while they still can. I've got to an age in life where I wonder if the grass is still rheumatically damp from the prior days rainfall .

The first year students enthusiasm for walking together between lectures hasn't waned. We meet a large group heading towards us as we head back to the car. Young women lead the way while the males follow meekly behind. They look like a Roman legion on the march. The students continue to find cars and anyone over the advanced age of 30 completely invisible. We step aside to let them pass.  Youngsters wearing those large pilots headphones unconcernedly wander off the pavement and into the path of oncoming traffic. This kamakaze spirit forces us to drive through town 'super cautiously'. 18 mph is our preferred speed although the Ford has spongey brakes so 15 might be more advisable.


Scottish Gannet photo wins prize of the year :https://edition.cnn.com/travel/bird-photographer-of-the-year-2026-winning-images-c2e-spc?Date=20260922&Profile=CNN

Back to wind power :https://gcaptain.com/the-return-of-sail-power-cargo-ships-are-turning-back-to-the-wind/

Learning from the French :https://www.kqed.org/science/2002033/heres-what-california-is-learning-from-solar-panels-built-over-irrigation-canals

Caffeine addicts  :https://www.popsci.com/health/morning-coffee-bad-sleep/

How will they make money ? AI is getting ( much ) cheaper :https://epoch.ai/publications/the-plunging-price-of-thought



Wednesday, September 23, 2026

Incoming storm.

Piers Morgan, a man I'd never thought would be mentioned in this blog, has brought some excitement to the spat between the King and Charles Spencer. It seems Mr.Morgan has been misquoted and has demanded, and been given, an apology. On the breakfast bulletin we hear the phrase ' Diana was a phenomenon and the most famous woman in the world '. This clarification is presumably designed for under 30 year olds who might not know who she is. It's all very Downton Abbey. It seems the Earls new book is not selling well. The public , in their collective wisdom, have decided he has an axe to grind. Harry has now announced that he and Megan are going to produce a film about his late mother. The phrase bread and circuses springs to mind.

No sooner do I start to cut the lavender than the bees reappear. Lavender cutting has been paused.

A small warship at anchor in the bay this morning. It's not very big so I'm guessing its something to do with fishery protection. The cloud is building up inland and rain and storms are promised for later today. The rain is expected to be heavy. This will be welcome - the ground is absolutely parched. The farmer has delayed the rest of the cabbage harvest until after the storm has blown through. The Range Rover is being taken to the car wash today in readiness for the drive down to Cambridge this weekend with the youngest son. For the local famers a journey down to England by car is quite an event, doubly so when the last of the brood is onboard.


The Cabbage Whites which were here in huge numbers have been replaced by Peacocks. They flit around us as we head down the track to the shore.  This late bout of warm weather seems to be doing great things for the local insect life.


The fountain in town gurgles happily away. When the wind is channeled down the shopping street the water in the fountain gets blown onto the cobble stones behind. Unwary or unsuspecting pedestrians be warned. You may get drenched.

Whoever knew there was such a thing as a 'Baby Passport Specialist '?


Passing the cheesemonger we pop in for some Wensleydale and Red Leicester.

Tuesday, September 22, 2026

A two heron morning.

The weather continues to be sunny and bright. After a bitterly cold start yesterday  turned out to be positively balmy. More of the same is forecast for today. You just know there are first year students texting their parents to say " The  climate here's wonderful and  not nearly as cold or wet as we feared ". Give it time.

The last of the bees have gone and the lavender is now completely bee free. The plants have got leggy so tomorrow I shall cut them way back before the autumn winds roll in. Overhead the geese continue to head south west in flocks of fifty or sixty. Earlier in the year they flew over low. Now they're flying at a much greater height and with greater urgency. The starlings have suddenly returned ( where did they go ?) and perch in squabbling lines along the telephone wires that run alongside the track to the potato barns. The farmers wife is at that schizoid stage where the last of her offspring is about to leave home. Half of her wants to celebrate, the other half can't believe he's going. This morning she's heading down to the sea in her one piece bathing suit with a towel slung over her shoulder. The dogs follow on behind.

Down by the harbour we see a heron sunbathing by the lock gates. It ignores  passing humans with what can best be described as lugubrious disdain.


Up the hill by the old cannon there's another one. On the rocks below it hundreds of tiny eider ducks are learning to swim. They have remarkable buoyancy and bob around on the swell like feathered corks under the watchful eye of their mothers. This is one of those annual rites of passage that make us laugh. Some days, as Rilke said,  ' begin as a meal and end as a feast '.


The university administration building open and busy. Over the weekend they got good news on the UK rankings. The decision to have kept a cap on numbers while everyone else expanded has proven to be a good one.

Monday, September 21, 2026

Were they expecting a wall ?

It's true. Only idiots take the train on a Sunday. Our scheduled service to Aberdeen  was cancelled  and we took a later 'express' that got stuck behind a commuter train into Edinburgh. We progressed north at a snails pace. Thankfully, there was a fast ScotRail heading north twenty minutes after we got to Waverley. In the end our three and a half hour journey took just under six. 


The train we take from York was busy. We got the last two seats. 'The Font' in one carriage, me in another. I sit at a table with three ladies who inform me that 'Things like this wouldn't happen in New York'. The other passengers ( mostly intelligent Americans of a certain age with a few Dutch and Spanish couples thrown into the mix ) took the delay in their stride. A gentleman from Georgia observes that there's a large white horse carved into a hillside just north of York. Everyone by the window takes a photo even though it's in the far distance. I follow suit  :https://getlostmcr.co.uk/trails/kilburn-white-horse-hike  The gentleman from Georgia tells a woman from Utrecht who's sitting across the aisle about the strengths of Jon Ossoff. By the time we get to Durham inhibitions are fraying and it's like travelling with a group of old friends.

We've never been to Alnmouth. From the train the village and harbour look as though they'd be worth visiting. There's supposedly a good restaurant in nearby Alnwick but when Googled it turns out to have one of those fifteen course tasting menus that take five hours to plough through. Why chefs think this is a selling point is beyond me.


Everyone takes a picture of the border as we cross it. Some of the passengers thought it memorable. Others weren't impressed. Perhaps they expected a wall and floodlights and guard dogs ? The unhappy New York ladies discover the buffet car is out of sandwiches. They wonder if they'll get a refund. One lady observes that she'd want at least $25,000 in compensation to cope with all the stress the delay has caused. " It's worse than flying Southwest ".


Back here this morning there's no doubting we're no longer in England. It may be the last day of summer but the wind has an unforgiving bite to it. 'The Font' is wearing five layers this morning. A few hardy dog owners sit outside the coffee shop ignoring the elements and chatting affably to one another. The pavement is dusted with the first of the fallen leaves. 


The light has that watery fragility that signals long nights and short days are on their way. It's now dark by seven thirty. Light and climate play a big part in shaping national identity. In the coffee shop they're playing this. It used to be popular. When was the last time you heard it ? :https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8jTZDaTVvDc


For the hipsters amongst us an insight into NYC night life. Today being in bed by eleven has an allure that only grows greater with each passing year :https://www.insidehook.com/nightlife/hanging-sza-bc-new-york-hottest-nightclub

Non-fiction book sales collapsing :https://dearheadofmine.substack.com/p/the-nonfiction-book-market-is-collapsing

Thoughts on less peaceful train stations : https://snyder.substack.com/p/a-meditation-on-train-stations

Cognition and lucidity :https://psyche.co/ideas/terminal-lucidity-when-dying-dementia-patients-regain-awareness

Why Europeans are fixated on America :https://www.theatlantic.com/international/2026/09/europe-afd-far-right/688706/