'A' listers and a tycoon.

The weather forecast calls for heavy rain so imagine our surprise to wake to yet another day of bright skies, sunshine and a hint of warmth. The younger of the farm dogs meets us in the courtyard and follows us down to the sea. She then hares off at high speed in pursuit of some audacious seagulls. 

The local paper is enthusiastically following proceedings at the Dunhill golf tournament. If the front page is to be believed A-listers from across the globe are rushing  to the Old Course to take part. Page 3 gives itself over to a full timetable of who these 'A ' listers are and their tee-off times . Sean Fitzpatrick the New Zealand rugby captain is the first to go followed by Ruud Gullit ( a Dutch football player ) and Kevin Pieteresen ( who is described, for the edification of non-cricket playing Scots, as an English cricket star ).  The term 'A' lister is clearly open to a wide variety of interpretations.

The paper sadly informs us that Mr. Bill Murray, " the Ghostbusters actor and zaney American comedian noted for his movie star role as groundskeeper Carl in the comedy golf film Caddyshack " has had to withdraw due to ' unforeseen scheduling commitments '. His place is taken by Kelly Slater ( seemingly a surfing legend ) who will be followed by a man from Ireland who is simply described as a tycoon . Angus wonders when he last saw or heard the word ' tycoon '. It has an archaic sound to it.

The golfers may be up and about early but 500 yards away the world is calm . Students do not appear on the streets until as close to the start of nine o'clock lectures as it's humanly possible to get.

The kitchen shop next door to the bakers has closed. Workmen are busy  repurposing it for a new tenant. In the window there's what appears to be a pile of old rags. As I pass the rags move. Closer examination shows that it's the painters dog happily dozing in the warmth of the morning sunshine while his master applies a  new layer of undercoat.

In Tescos a seasonal Pringles display has appeared. A limited edition " Santa's secret flavour "is on offer. I can't immediately see what the secret flavour is and one of the women behind the cash till starts to look at me suspiciously as I examine the tube. I shall return tomorrow to find out more.

So starts another day in a small but not so quiet Scottish town on the North Sea. 

Paying attention:https://www.insidehook.com/mental-health/staring-painting-challenge-attention-span

What we share :https://www.nber.org/papers/w35789#fromrss

Too saucy for the nuns :https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/in-one-of-romes-most-famed-and-neglected-villas-centuries-old-risque-frescoes-painted-over-by-nuns-have-reappeared-180989585/

Unharvested.

This  moral dilemma makes it onto this mornings BBC breakfast news bulletin :https://tennesseelookout.com/2026/09/30/us-supreme-court-allows-execution-of-tennessee-woman-on-death-row-to-proceed/  I seem to remember that under medieval  English law a convict who survived a hanging ( presumably if the rope broke ) would be reprieved.

A patch of cabbages in the field between the last wee house and the sea remains unharvested. The farmers attention seems to have turned to other crops. For the last few days he's been busy spraying his parsnips and checking on the state of his Brussels. The cabbages certainly won't be left to waste. I guess the cheerful Tajiks will cut them in time for St Andrews Day. We haven't heard from either the farmer or his wife about how the 'depositing of the youngest'  trip south of the border went.

We stop at the local butchers for some pork chops. The towns butcher is excellent. After the wonderful market in Toulouse we thought the food here would be a step down but to our surprise the quality of  most things, with the exception of fresh fruit, is as good. The fish is miles better. Berries are wonderful but forget peaches, pineapples or anything that counts as 'exotic'. They arrive semi frozen and never quite ripen properly. We are still looking for a good greengrocer. Someone has suggested to 'The Font' that we try a Filipino shop in Stockbridge.

Outside the butchers a dog is sitting bolt upright in the drivers seat of a white van waiting for his master to return from Caffe Nero. The dog ignores passers by and stares dutifully straight ahead. He does this every morning.

The door plate at the R&A has been polished to perfection ahead of todays start of the tournament. There's not a thumb print to be seen.

Justin Timberlake and Tiger Woods have opened a new members only club next door to their indoor golf venue. Other outposts of their empire include New York , London. Palm Beach and St.Tropez . The inclusion of St Andrews amongst these  hot spots is, to put it mildly, a surprise. Annual membership is £2,400. I'll wager that at tournament time it will be packed solid with  'corporate' expense account types. Members of the 'other' club will not go near it.

Some thoughts on the closure of the Kennedy Centre for 2 years. What will Georgetown folk do for culture in those long winter nights ? :https://davidaaronovitch.substack.com/p/when-i-hear-the-word-culture

What a beautiful ( and newly discovered ) animal :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilcayo#

Quantum computing ups its game :https://www.sciencealert.com/ibms-quantum-computer-completes-in-19-seconds-what-could-take-a-supercomputer-a-century

Good news:https://spectrum.ieee.org/alternatives-to-animal-testing

Familarisation.

That 'was it or wasn't it ?' terrorist attack at the air base in Gloucestershire leads the morning news broadcast. Before being arrested one of the men  had phoned 999 to alert the authorities to what was going on. This is an unexpected twist to the story. Police are being coy about what happened but it seems the Russians are employing local criminal gangs to cause opportunistic 'mischief'. 

The tournaments 'familiarisation' stages get underway at first light. Despite the early hour there's a small crowd of players waiting, with various degrees of patience, for their allotted tee off times. 

I was surprised by how many visitors showed up to see the golfers and the ' C ' list television celebrities yesterday. Today, despite some passing showers, it looks as if the numbers of onlookers will at least double . What will it be like when the tournament proper starts at the end of the week ?

Parking for most ... but not all .... is a nightmare. Two 'reserved for' signs outside the club house indicate that some have an elevated place in the earthly hierachy . Good weather is forecast. This means crowds. We may opt to stay well clear of town for the next five days. If we do come in it will be at six in the morning. 

The new Captain of the R&A is an Irish woman. The first woman captain in the clubs history. It's only taken them 250 years but they've finally moved into the modern era :https://www.irishgolfdesk.com/news-files/2026/9/25/claire-dowling-drives-in-as-first-woman-to-captain-the-royal-and-ancient  I'm sure some of the crustier members will view this as a sign of the coming apocalypse.

At the other  end of town the students move in herds from one class to the next. 

As a testament to the benefits of higher education a few of the brighter ones have now learnt how to use pedestrian crossings. Most still prefer the kamikaze approach to walking which involves wandering across the road diagonally or darting out from behind parked cars. Kudos to the three young ladies who stopped in the middle of North Street for a wee chat. They ignored the lights turning from red to green and then back again. Local drivers were not impressed but kept their thoughts unvoiced.

Wednesday morning Beethoven :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNFPILp1jy0

The weather mystery of the 1840's :https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/09/scientists-solve-1840s-space-weather-mystery/

Where Aristotle taught Alexander :https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/archaeologists-unearth-the-2400-year-old-school-where-aristotle-taught-alexander-to-be-great-180989581/

New Zealand. Some interesting insights :https://www.kvetch.au/p/new-zealand-introduction-part-1

Busy, busy, busy.

The tournament organizers are in luck. The weather forecast predicts blue skies and warm(ish) sunshine. The weather in Scotland in May and September is at its best. The good weather has got the dog owners out. On the beach we say 'Good morning' to the taciturn Chinese chef, the lady with the Pomeranian, Archies owner and the woman with the Briard.

The town is suddenly crowded. I'd forgotten just how many folks turn up for a golf tournament. The university end of the street is solid with teenagers while the other end is buzzing with 'B' and 'C' list celebrities . There are also a smattering of perma-tanned guys who have recently played a round or two with Donald.  There is little interaction between the groups. 

I'd have to say the place is looking at its best. The university gardeners are experts at ensuring the flower beds are in bloom at just the right time.

The tournament has a rather good poster.

It also uses a cardboard Westie as a backup advertising strategy. These have popped up in many shop windows. Neither of us know what Dunhill make. They used to be a tobacco company but have morphed into something else. Adverts for IWC watches and Genesis cars have popped up all around the Old Course. Maybe people actually opt to buy cars at golf tournaments. 

In the evening we pop into town for a pre-dinner libation. We're making maximum use of what daylight is left before the super short winter days arrive. The barman tells us the bar was crowded but the golfers have headed off to a six thirty corporate dinner. All the heaters are on at full blast and blankets have been laid out for patrons who are not used to the 'bite' of a late Scottish September evening. To avoid being scorched we sit as far away from the powerful heaters as it's possible to get. 'It'll be fair heaving when they come back at nine' says the barman with a tone of voice that suggests it will be chaos. Three American gentlemen show up and order beers. They're from Texas . ' What's the best Scotch ale you've got ?' they ask. One has flown into Edinburgh with Delta while the two others have flown American from Philadelphia. They all agree that first class on a 787 doesn't have much leg room. From their conversation we learn that they have sharply partisan views on the respective airlines.  A couple from North Carolina stand and look at the seventeenth tee and say 'Wow' over and over. After four years here this is a response that seems oddly commonplace. 

Oxygen and food :https://science20.com/mark_pierce/20260926/why_oxygen_not_time_is_what_makes_much_of_our_food_go_bad-300123

Back in the day we were on the menu :https://www.snexplores.org/article/human-evolution-hunted-prey-predator

A lucky detectorist :https://thedebrief.org/a-metal-detectorist-kept-finding-ancient-coins-in-a-german-field-then-he-hit-a-1900-year-old-jackpot/

More about El Nino :https://www.theclimatebrink.com/p/the-impacts-of-this-years-record

Obscured views.

 Was it the Russians or the Iranians ? Maybe both. This mornings news dominated by the thwarted attack on the USAF base in Gloucestershire.

What is it with some billionaires ?   :https://x.com/remarks/status/2103263514471047390

We set off into town as the sun is rising. The length of these post-equinox days isn't so much getting shorter as draining away. It won't be long before the clocks change and darkness starts to fall around four o'clock. For a while this morning our only companions are the ever busy Gannetts and the first of the geese heading noisily along the coast towards the warmth of the south.

A group of hardy Spanish tourists are walking , at pace, down towards the golf course. Their guide is wearing a pink faux fur jacket and purple shoes. She has the look of a woman who is bored to distraction. There is a new cafe on the floor above the World Golf museum. This is where the guide instructs her charges to take twenty minutes to look around while she heads up the steps, orders a double espresso at an outside table and smokes her first cigarette of the day. It's rare these days to see anyone smoking. 

The bleachers have gone up for the tournament. These handily obscure the view of the 18th tee for some of the inhabitants of the super expensive block of flats.

A dog is sitting waiting patiently for its master outside the barbers. We think the dog must be tied to the bench but it's just sitting there waiting to be reunited. We've never had a dog that would wait patiently or indeed understand what 'wait' means. All our dogs would join Angus in the barbers.

This is the third book by this author 'The Font' has read. 'Great fun' I'm told. It had to be ordered so I'm guessing the target audience is small. It sounds far too  challenging for me.

Angus finishes these books this week. Two very different subjects but both are  well written . 'The World of the Cold War' will probably ( or should )  become a set text for International Relations students.

Dog owners will find nothing surprising in this :https://www.discovermagazine.com/dogs-show-a-surprising-speech-processing-skill-once-thought-unique-to-humans-49727

Improving the neighbourhood :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEc1DiD0mDM

There is a farm shop near here that sells ostrich meat :https://markvbarrowjr.substack.com/p/the-many-lives-of-the-florida-ostrich

Our AI course continues to be educational although this required more concentration than I had to offer :https://institute.deepmind.com/essays/artificial-symbiotic-intelligence/

An American rapper appears on German tv :https://x.com/shadysmith219/status/2103207611067986406/video/1

Sunday morning overtime charged at triple or quadruple rates ?

The first television crews are spotted at the village golf course. The Dunhill  tournament starts on Thursday and every hotel within a fifty mile radius is fast filling up :https://www.alfreddunhilllinks.com/

The bakers window has golf themed biscuits and golf themed cupcakes. They will fly off the shelves.

There are some expensive apartments that overlook the 18th tee on the Old Course. This morning a group of men in orange dayglo jackets are working on a displaced window on the top floor. Two men are abseiling down from the roof while a third shouts orders. This much excitement is unusual on a Sunday morning. In fact this much excitement is unusual any day of the week. The pavement outside has been roped off with stripey orange and white tape in case of falling debris. This is a very Scottish health and safety feature. Sunday morning overtime must entail triple hourly rates. 

Diesel now at £1.99 a litre. The farmer has been complaining about the price since May. Then it was £0.50 a litre cheaper. I'll wager it'll be north of £2 tomorrow morning.

The farmer and his wife are dropping off their youngest  in Cambridge today. They set off yesterday morning. It's an eight hour drive but they decided to break the journey half way down so they can enjoy a family dinner together. The farmers wife says 'a final family dinner' but quickly corrects herself. I'd wager there will be tears from her and an emotion obscuring ' we've got to get back the roads are busy ' from the farmer. The lad, it goes without saying, will not notice any of this. He has a life to get on with and new friends to make. There will be urban girls he can impress with his knowledge of brassica harvesting. 

The topic of this mornings sermon in chapel is a question we're all asking.

Down by the Royal and Ancient clubhouse visitors are watching the last of the stands being put up. One local dog is keen to talk to an enchanting visitor.

So starts a quiet Sunday in a small town on the North Sea that is preparing for an explosive influx of golfers. The aisles in Marks and Spencers this morning busy with floppy haired young Scandinavian golfers buying sandwiches. When you're 19 and struggling to get on the tournament rankings life is hard. Some players fly in on private jets others count every penny and fly standby on Ryan Air.

Should you eat Sushi on a Monday ? :https://counteroffer.substack.com/p/true-or-false-dont-eat-sushi-on-mondays

Beaches with killer flies. Bostonians will understand this map :https://x.com/jeffisrael25/status/2102934536539746500

Highly superior autobiographical memories :https://www.sciencealert.com/teen-discovered-with-a-memory-more-powerful-than-99-9-of-the-population

Americas best communicator. Little - almost invisible - gestures are important. A fellow Presbyterian in France points out the reassuring ' I know you're petrified but don't worry ' grasp of the elbow of the man in the black track suit at the 1:39:14 mark :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCxddPHi56g

Sunrise, flowers and a prayer.

Decidedly cooler now. Not quite scarf weather but we're getting there. Climbing up from the harbour we both note that the sunrises are getting more spectacular as we head further into autumn. This mornings gold and salmon pink light show doesn't disappoint.

The tide far out today. It's a good couple of minutes fast walk from the dunes down to the waters edge. The usual band of labradors and goldens ( and their owners ) are already charging in and out of the surf. It takes more than a chilly start to the day to dent their enthusiasm. 

Friday sees 'The Font' going to a concert in the small 14th century chapel hidden behind the cathedral. A group of four enthusiastic students are performing. Ten minutes before its due to start and the place is packed with genteel townsfolk and boisterous youngsters. Small choirs and very old chapels bring an intimacy to the music that you don't find in larger venues.  'The Font' thinks 'If ye love me' written in turbulent times might possibly be the single most beautiful piece of English music . It's certainly one of the most magical :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHe2FDlHHa8

Someone has  spent some time on the floral decorations. One of those little civic actions that goes unrecognized but is done out of  a mixture of love, duty and tradition. Tulips in late September are a rarity.

Before the concert starts a prayer is offered up for the people of Ukraine. Perhaps people in small countries with large powerful neighbours are more attuned to the importance of quiet acts of support. 'The Font' delphically hopes that future generations will consider our prayers to have been enough.

So starts a quiet Saturday in a small town on the North Sea.

Where the super El-Nino will hit hardest :https://gizmodo.com/new-map-reveals-where-this-super-el-nino-will-hit-hardest-and-its-not-pretty-2000816783

The importance of sleep :https://www.sciencealert.com/one-critical-factor-predicts-longevity-better-than-diet-or-exercise-study-reveals

Latin Americans in decline :https://x.com/jesusferna7026/status/2102768454935748701?s=61