Thursday, July 9, 2026

Scotland 'enjoys' a heatwave.

The southern heatwave has arrived on this side of the border. 25C yesterday and the same expected today. After sitting idle for the better part of a month the farmer has turned on the irrigation system again. Out here the garden continues to be awash with the sound of young goldfinch and corn buntings. The braver among them are now hunting for grubs on the lawn. 

Who knows what is going on in the Middle East ? Just in case this is a serious escalation I stop off at the petrol station to top up the fuel tank. I manage to squeeze in  £20 worth. The BBC six am news also seems uncertain about events. " Having marched to the top of the hill neither side seems keen to march all the way down again " is their 'security' correspondents gloriously imprecise, but somewhat  reassuring, take on events. 

Down by the first tee there's a group of Americans from Chicago waiting for seven am and the start of play. They discuss their game plan for each hole with their caddies. Beside them another group from the Hirono Golf Club in Japan are patiently waiting. We know where they're from because the women are wearing caps with Hirono Gold Club written in large letters across them. Both groups can't believe how good the weather is. The Japanese all have electric golf carts which golf purists ( ie the local caddies ) are somewhat snooty about .


The beach is pretty much empty. One of the joy of being early risers is having the place to ourselves. By lunch time the sand will be packed solid with mothers and toddlers enjoying themselves in the shallow water.


Two horses have been for a long walk in the water. I guess they'll be hosed down to get the salt off when they're back at the stables. We both agree there's something elemental and satisfying about seeing horses cooling themselves down in the waves.


They thunder past us on their way back to the farm. We meet a woman who's walking what appears to be a PON on stilts. Turns out it's a very lively Sheepadoodle puppy. This it seems is an Old English/Poodle mix. This is the young dogs first ever trip to the beach and it's coming to terms with this strange environment.


5 very narrow cottages by the cinema. How do you survive in a house this narrow ? On a hot night those bedrooms must get claggy.


How in heavens name did this become the Scots fans signature song in America ?. This version sung by a herring fisherman from Ullapool is popular  :https://youtu.be/xCW6863H9us?t=77  I wonder if the farmers youngest wooed 'Mia' from Daytona Beach with a personal rendition ?

The test of time :https://www.snexplores.org/article/egypt-great-pyramid-resist-earthquake

Cultural differences :https://x.com/paulnovosad/status/2073134052681679306

A young reporter asking a question no one else dare ask :https://x.com/atrupar/status/2074860362373980266

Virginia wine :https://lostmountainvineyards.com/


Wednesday, July 8, 2026

Untidy fans and a recycled van.

The lady who looks after the village hall is happy it's being used for World Cup screenings. " Good to see the place busy again " . She's less happy at the state she's found it in. The football fans idea of tidying up after a match is rather different to hers. This morning she's particularly unhappy to find a large black bin bag full of lager cans cluttering up the porch after the Egypt-Argentina game.

London continues to swelter in 30C+ temperatures. Up here there's little or no sign of heat let alone a heatwave and we're layered up for warmth. By this stage of the year the old stone field walls are covered in a thick entanglement of wild roses and blaeberries. These provide excellent safety and cover from passing sparrow hawks for the stream of young wrens and goldfinches who dart in and out. The cows down by the beach are making a good job of keeping the wild flowers under control. They ignore us as we pass by.


Thistles, that most Scottish of all plants, now coming into bloom. The bees ( for some reason ) love thistles.


The poppies that sprout in the grass verges are looking somewhat bedraggled in the wind that's been blowing in from the sea for the last three days.


The farmer is disposing of an old van. He's picked it up on a fork lift truck and is carrying it into the potato barn. This seems unusual. Later today I'll stop and ask him what's going on.


The Tesco's in town is closed for six weeks. They're replacing all the freezer units. I ask the store manager if it's going to get a lighting upgrade but he says the building is listed so there's only so much they can do. This Tesco is famous for having the highest sales of champagne per square foot of any Tesco in the UK. This can be put own to the presence of 10,000 students in town that has a permanent population of 15,000.

Life, as you might be able to tell, is quiet.


Playing a harp on a canal in Amsterdam to an audience in boats :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtGCcu3rvhU

On at the cinema here . Sure it's dumbed down but the final scenes are awesome and I wonder if the films fiercest critics ( How could they do this to the Odyssey ? )  have ever read the book. Everyone talks about how good Matt Damon is but Robert Pattison at the villainous Antinous is spine shudderingly good ( bad ?)  in a performance for the ages :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzw2ttJD2qQ

Short sightedness increasing :https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/myopia-epidemic-eye-shape

Perception :https://iai.tv/articles/your-brain-does-not-percieve-reality-it-predicts-it-auid-3614

What does this tell us ? : :https://x.com/arindube/status/2074230444871082276?s=20

Meanwhile Edinburgh continues to signal that it's a town with traffic hold ups unlike any other :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4l6D54jWkc

The world of economics :https://www.noahpinion.blog/p/jd-vances-crusade-against-gdp-is

Tuesday, July 7, 2026

Tuesday morning scenes from a quiet town by the North Sea.

A heatwave down south in London. Their third this year. Up here the mercury is expected to hit (briefly) a heady 16C.

The village hall has been quiet since Scotland dropped out of the World Cup. This morning it's a hive of cheerful activity. The local teenagers are getting everything ready for the excitement of the Norway v England game. A freshly ironed white floor to ceiling  'projection' sheet is being hung from the rafters by the kitchen door. The tournament has, until very recently, been a master class in civic mindedness and good sportsmanship.

A rather fine display of orchids in a window in town.


Old surplus undergrad gowns are being repurchased at the university shop. They're not worn as frequently as they used to be but provide a useful defence against the cold North Sea wind.  First years seem particularly keen on them. There are still a few students around but 99% seem to have gone. Trains south have been booked solid.


Peking Duck flavoured seaweed chips in the farm shop. I wonder if you were blindfolded and asked to taste them if you'd recognize that the flavour was Peking Duck ?


The wooden sign at the front of the bakers window display of fudge donuts  says it was the winner of the monthly shop window award. If so this is a 'remarkable' achievement and says a lot about the standard of the other window displays.


Some bar owner has clearly understood how to attract the high rolling American golfers into their premises. The first floor windows are a veritable riot of July 4th red, white and blue.

Monday, July 6, 2026

Football and religion.

As long as you keep walking briskly it's warm enough to be out in shirtsleeves but there won't be any need for sunscreen ( again ) today. Down south they're preparing for a heatwave. The BBC 6 am broadcast leads with the English teams 3-2 victory over Mexico in the World Cup.

Someone has left a pair of Wellington boots on the spot where Patrick Hamilton was burnt to death in the 1520's. The site of his martyrdom is marked by the letters PH set into the cobble stones :https://spookyscotland.net/patrick-hamilton/

It's one of those old traditions that any student who steps on the letters will fail their exams. During term time you often see absent minded teenagers suddenly making abrupt course corrections in order to avoid doing so.

After their graduation ceremony, with the risk of failure a thing of the past,  many of the new graduates make a point of walking on the spot. Some ( as these youngsters in this photo are doing ) even stop to record the moment on their i-Phones. 

Perhaps the Wellington boot owner thought he was going to flunk his exams and got an unexpected 3rd ? He certainly made his point. I wonder how long it will be before the Wellingtons are 'rescued' ?


I've finished reading JD Vance's new book 'Communion'. This dip into doctrine didn't take long to finish. I hope it's not disobliging to say its a lightweight book and not just because its a thin volume set with large typeface. In summary: JD talks while God listens carefully and takes notes. There's no doubting who calls the shots in this dogmatic telling. Things fall off shelves in bars and are interpreted as signs of divine approval. Redemption and shame as concepts are ignored. The book  is outwardly reasonable and will appeal to a target audience all too aware of the mote in their neighbours eye but ignorant of the beam in their own. Politicians need self belief to function and there's a lot of it to be found here.


Turn up the sound :https://x.com/Protect_Wldlife/status/2073357769126662509

Our local Marks and Spencers attracts American golfers looking for Arnica  :https://thefreemanmag.substack.com/p/the-rise-of-grocery-tourism

Surprise of the day :https://news.rub.de/english/press-releases/2026-07-02-philosophy-how-empathetic-rats-are

Sunday, July 5, 2026

Quail sound.

The wife of the church elder stops us to let us know that she has a pair of quail nesting in her garden. Quail are apparently unusual birds to find here. She makes a noise not unlike a mobile phone to let us know what they sound like. ' How marvellous ' says 'The Font' to break the slightly embarrassed silence when this strange trilling noise stops :https://www.british-birdsongs.uk/quail/  

By the zebra crossing two new pieces of street furniture. Alongside a defibrillator an ' Emergency Bleed control kit' has been installed on the wall of the Nationwide Building Society. This proves to be a modern take on what you might call a bandage dispenser. You phone an emergency number and the operator gives you a code to open the door.  What will they think of next ? This is the first time I've ever seen an 'Emergency Bleed control kit' dispenser. How did we manage without them ? Will it ever be used ?


A life sized sculpture of a golfer in the window of the antique shop next door to the nail bar. I'll wager it'll be boxed up and shipped back to the States by the end of the summer. Who knows it might even be carried back in the belly of a wealthy golfers Gulfstream to grace the entry of a Bel Air mansion.


Gull chicks with their fluffy grey feathers appearing on pavements everywhere. We watch, hearts in mouth, as they wander into the path of oncoming traffic. They are , in their own noisy way, beautiful. 


Not only the goldfinches who are having a bumper year. The rabbits are also much in evidence on the grass sward down by the harbour.


The worlds biggest annual bonfire :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nrKD3rZjgY  You'd think the local teenagers would light it from the base not the top.

A different world :https://theconversation.com/how-did-it-feel-to-be-an-american-colonist-in-1776-probably-itchy-achy-and-slightly-nauseated-277153

The importance of education :https://www.newsnationnow.com/politics/nearly-half-of-americans-dont-know-what-america-250-is-celebrating-poll/

This heard at midnight. You know you've been in Scotland at graduation time :https://youtu.be/OPMYNk_wy5U

Saturday, July 4, 2026

Emptying out.

The potato plants in the field by the gate have shot up in the summer sunshine. They are now all of two feet high and home to a dozen or so larks who rise, singing lustily, into the sky as we head down the farm track to the shore. Relative to their body size larks make a remarkable amount of noise. The bumper brood of  goldfinches are also out in force again this morning. The young ones launch themselves from the stone field walls and scatter, inelegantly, in all directions as we drift into sight. They flutter fifteen yards before tumbling exhausted into the safety of the stalks of the barley field. Anxious mothers chivvy these small un-aerodynamic bundles of feathers along. For these chicks a day or two of intense flying instruction awaits. By tomorrow night they'll be proficient. The sound of the morning bird song always surprises us.

Graduation week is finally over. Friday afternoon saw the last of the ceremonies and the last of this years processions of new graduands. The piper and the mace carriers lead them out of the exam hall and down the street to the marquees where they are greeted by proud families. These are amongst those rarest of occasions when literally everyone is smiling.

A small mountain of champagne bottles piled up on the pavement outside chapel tells us that last nights  celebrations went on for some time. Tonight is the night of the Graduation Ball. This is usually, to the shock and surprise of the more elderly and Presbyterian townsfolk,  a 'Dionysian' affair.


For the last week the weather has been well behaved. Dry but blustery by day, rainy at night.


The youngsters as always have enjoyed themselves. Some even manage to follow the procession down the road in a straight line.


This morning the last of the parents are heading home and the town is now emptying out. Tonights party goers will linger for a few more days and then hand over their flats in town to a new generation of students. Soon, very soon, those leaving will be starting work and new chapters will start to be written.


Someone has left a cigarette smouldering in a trash can outside the library. An observant passer by has reported some smoke and the fire brigade are out to deal with it. They, thankfully, resist the temptation to sound their sirens. They pour some sand on the sparks and leave.

Here's some music for an American holiday :https://youtu.be/hc-v8CFJzu4?t=38


The hidden side to tattoos :https://www.sciencealert.com/were-only-just-beginning-to-understand-how-tattoos-affect-the-immune-system

It's going to be hot in America :https://www.theclimatebrink.com/p/how-climate-change-influences-extreme

The book of Kells :https://x.com/patrickc/status/2072431833699267047

The courtesies that set Scotland ( or at least this corner of it ) apart :https://youtu.be/qj6tZS-Tv10?t=7032

Dreaming while awake :https://www.zmescience.com/medicine/mind-and-brain/you-can-dream-awake/

Friday, July 3, 2026

Happiness is egalitarian.

The Duke and Duchess of Edinburgh mingling with other parents at the graduation of their daughter. Happiness is egalitarian. For a Singaporean mother the sudden recognition of who she's chatting to takes the excitement of her sons graduation to a whole new level.

Some speeches can be both brief and profound. This  minimalist example is a joy  :https://youtu.be/II2BLQoLw0I?t=5489  ( Go to 1hr:32 min mark if the links not working ) 


Out here on the coast the farmers brassicas are swelling nicely. Rain at night and sun during the day are the perfect recipe for growth.


The supermarket has strawberries from England, Spain and Scotland. Strawberries do not enjoy long journeys or being chilled so there is only one option. At this time of the year we live on strawberries.


Down on the shore some drug dealers ( presumably ?) have torched a stolen car. This is a highly unusual event for for St Andrews and the lady in the supermarket ( news travels quickly ) is of the opinion that civilisation as we know it is crumbling.

The final day of graduation ceremonies. Tonight the graduating students have their party. We warn old friends staying in the house in town that sleep may be difficult.