Small chapels and repenting Freshers.

We drive into the depth of the countryside to see one of Scotlands last remaining cottage chapels. It's located in a non-descript farming village that is now turning into a dormitory town for Edinburgh. The place has a huge modern medical centre, an equally huge ( but ageing )  old folks home, a variety of modern housing schemes and an unattractive 70's era SPAR supermarket.

The cottage chapel is exactly what it says on the can. A chapel in a cottage. A polite retiree tries to explain the history of the place but I find my mind wandering. Perhaps it's the warmth of the afternoon sun streaming through the windows. 

'The Font' is given a leaflet which provides us with the background, and more, of the chapels Episcopalian history. It is written in a very 'worthy' style.

The chapel is very small, very plain ( if you can call a red ceiling and purple carpeted floor plain )  but has a core of devoted parishoners who meet every other Wednesday for Evensong. The pews have been removed and replaced by a dozen upright and well padded Ercol chairs. This says all you need to know about the age and the size of the congregation. How long will the place survive ? It's a miracle it's lasted this long.

After our foray into the wilderness we stop off at the hotel by the Old Course for a drink. Around six  groups of youngsters start to wander by. 

The reason soon becomes clear. It's the end of mass. The Catholic Church has opened up again for the new Semester. We're at that stage where the youngsters have started to enjoy enough freedom to warrant asking for forgiveness. 

An American Congressman is in town. He hosts a small dinner ( under Chatham House rules ) where he  comes out with the interesting statement that " in America it's moderate voters who are aware of international affairs whereas with most of my voters it's much less so ". No prizes for guessing which party he represents.

Who is the star in this ad ?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVlhHhoC3Ks

Intriguing :https://www.sciencealert.com/a-neuroscientist-says-your-brain-may-not-actually-make-decisions

A month of birthdays :https://www.popsci.com/science/why-september-9-most-common-birthday/

I enjoyed this :https://davidaaronovitch.substack.com/p/a-muslim-a-christian-and-a-jew-walk

Haakon, the new King, looks exhausted :https://youtu.be/gW1jsHSDMEY?t=14349

The pecking order.

The first coach tour out of Edinburgh disgorges its occupants outside the cathedral. They make their way to the cafe which used to have a sign in the window saying " Where William met Kate - allegedly". Now it's been replaced with the message " Where William met Kate - for coffee ". There must be some semantic difference between the two but if there is it escapes me. 

The hugely expensive apartments in the building that Donald Trump failed to buy have suddenly emptied out after being packed solid over Labor Day. Three of them have lights on, all the others are dark. The Gulfstream with tangerine paintwork that was parked at the local airport has gone. We think it carried some of the 'fancy'  wedding party. 'The Font' wonders if the gentleman dressed in Highland chieftain costume was on board or if he flew back home 'commercial'.

The Freshers are at that 'enthusiastic' stage of life. A group of them are up at dawn and heading off to chapel to practise for morning prayers.

The newcomers are still enjoying the safety that groups provide. When classes start on Monday the communal group psychology will evaporate amid a solitary mad dash to find the right lecture theatre for a nine am start. Second years suddenly start to feel their age.... and their higher position in the pecking order.

In the morning :https://www.popsci.com/science/when-best-to-drink-coffee/

Time:https://www.noemamag.com/your-perception-of-time-is-in-fact-warped/

The afternoon nap :https://theconversation.com/why-do-i-crash-at-3pm-the-science-behind-the-afternoon-slump-290267

An ignored opportunity to deal with ocean plastics :https://worksinprogress.co/issue/all-the-microbes-you-cant-have/

A quiet evening.

Town is swamped with parents dropping off their offspring. Home Counties mothers  park on double yellow lines, tailgates up and warning lights flashing, as improbable amounts of luggage are slowly unloaded. In medieval streets this becomes parking mayhem. 

This is the week when the trickle of returning students turns into a flood. The aisles in the only hardware store by the cathedral are solid with fathers buying microwaves for fourth year daughters. Why is it that white goods that worked when packed in May don't work when unpacked in September ? Freshers, who arrived a week earlier than the others, continue to wander the streets in the safety of groups. For many - perhaps most - this is the first experience of being away from parents and siblings. They have intense, furrowed brow, conversations with each other using words like matriculation and module. Little in life can match the intensity of an eighteen year old discussing course requirements. 

The students have now been joined by television engineers beginning to set up scaffolding for next months Dunhill Golf Tournament. American golfers en route to the Irish Open add to the chaos. Three gentlemen from Ohio are seen wearing identical ' Pray for President Trump 2026 ' hats. I'm not sure these will make getting last minute table reservations around here any easier. Faced with all this feverish activity we decide to head to Glasgow for a quiet Monday evening.

There's time for a pre-dinner drink in one of our favourite watering holes. The place is usually empty but has been written up in a Spanish places you must visit before you die magazine and is full of brightly dressed Madrileno couples drinking martinis. The local Glaswegians seem inured to this cultural invasion.

It's literally a minutes walk from the bar to the restaurant during which time the drizzle turns into a downpour. We usually order from the a la Carte menu but opt for the tasting menu. This turns out to  feature the best cooked Monkfish tail we've ever tasted. The Kanzuri sauce it comes with could be seriously addictive. There are 22 diners this evening which is just enough to make the place feel 'buzzy'. The service manages to be friendly and perfectly timed which is an unusually agreeable ( and rare ) combination.

We stay in the uber chic and very dark modern hotel . Angus finds the shower tray slippery and the lighting too dark for shaving. On top of this the television doesn't work and the bedside lamp emits a strange high pitched hum. I unscrew the bulb  and the problem disappears but the black walled darkness becomes deeper. We shall go back to staying in 1 Devonshire Gardens when next in Glasgow. First thing in the morning there's a quick detour to an art gallery that we used to buy from forty years ago. We mistakenly thought Covid had killed it along with the other galleries that used to cluster here.  The quiet subtlety of this etching catches our eye.

This horse sculpture was done by the artist who did the Kelpies in Falkirk and has a price to match. 'The Font' isn't convinced about the proportions. Now we've downsized from a house of  800 square metres to one a quarter of that size acquisitions have to be made more 'judiciously'.

A fun copper hare from an Edinburgh artist.

Dog paintings usually, but not always, attract our attention.

There's just enough time for an espresso and croissant ( it gets a score of 8/10 which as good as you'll get in Scoptland ) at the cafe next to the station. The Intercity to Dundee gets us there on time and the connector to St Andrews arrives early. We have to wait on the platform for less than two minutes. From the front door of the gallery to the station car park takes an hour and a half. The rail journey from Dundee to Glasgow has to be one of the most scenic and unexplored in the country. It is also pleasantly empty.

Bizarre story of the week :https://spacedaily.com/k-humpback-whales-are-interrupting-orca-hunts-to-rescue-completely-different-species-swimming-underneath-a-doomed-seal-and-lifting-it-out-of-the-water-on-their-chest-or-forming-a-wall-between-the-kill/

Squid:https://www.sciencealert.com/squid-are-taking-over-the-ocean-and-not-for-the-reason-you-might-think

Judgements :https://psyche.co/ideas/why-you-should-try-living-without-free-will-for-two-weeks

Pre-commemoration :https://nationalinterest.org/feature/the-untold-pre-history-of-9-11

Yesterdays KyivPost :https://www.kyivpost.com/opinion/83925

Mirth.

 The weather starts off a bit 'iffy' but soon the sun is out and it's warm.

This years intake of freshers are gathering early for their first pier walk. This is a time honoured tradition and like all good traditions it survives because it serves a useful purpose. In this case it's a great way to meet new people.

A large turnout this year. Of the 2000 or so freshmen I'd estimate that 80% have shown up. In fact there's so many a queue soon forms that stretches all the way back from the pier to the castle. Four large buses carrying Spanish tourists arrive as the proceedings are about to start. The tourists take photos and wonder what sort of ceremony this can be. Is it a cult ?

Boys walk slowly towards the harbour in the hope the girls will talk to them. The  lads are, for the most part disappointed, but this doesn't stop them from trying.

Parents are, as is so often the case, more visibly excited than their offspring . They cheer and clap whereas their teenagers maintain an air of aloof detachment as if this is something they do every day. We are asked to  take pictures of a Singaporean grandfather and his wife who are here to watch their grandson walk to the end of the pier. " I didn't believe I'd ever see this " he says mopping his eyes with a handkerchief . His wife exudes the sort of ' no words can describe it'  happiness that God reserves for grandmothers.  Three American ladies introduce themselves and inform us their sons are starting off here. "We're so proud " they say in perfect unison. We tell them the boys must be 'smart cookies' which is true but I'm not sure that it's politically correct to say that these days. Demand from the US is up 15% this year ( although numbers for international students remain capped at last years levels ) and we tell the mothers their sons are among the smartest cohort ever . They take this at face value and wander off to tell their husbands this good ( if statistically dubious )  news.

When the youngsters reach the end of the pier there's a ladder you have to climb up  to a higher level . Some of the young women are finding that the combination of ladder and strong breezes requires the help of 'gallant' young men to pull them up. This takes time. Mirth is in the air. Much ice is broken.

The guests at the fancy American wedding are still around. In the afternoon we see them wearing dinner jackets and black ties heading into the town kirk for a private concert. We spot the lunatic uncle ( every family has one ) who is still dressed for a walk on role in Outlander. The women are in stylishly impractical heels. The men are all sockless and wearing velvet slippers. Is black tie without socks a thing ? When I say 'all' the men are sockless this does not include the English side of the family who are sensibly shod for the Scottish weather.

Life dilemmas :https://sketchplanations.substack.com/p/the-ordering-problem

Growth :https://statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2026/08/31/fits-and-starts/

Age :https://www.census.gov/library/stories/2026/09/an-aging-world.html

Old traditions.

I don't think I've ever seen the town so busy. On Saturday afternoon a mixture of Labor Day golfers arriving from Edinburgh airport in their rental cars meet parents dropping off their teenagers at their dorms. Add in the European tourists in their motor homes and a traffic jam of Biblical proportions ensues.  We're supposed to go to hear a former Prime Minister read excerpts from his new book but finding a parking place proves difficult. We head home and enjoy a glass of 2019 Chateau L'Evangile in the garden as the sun sets. This is probably the last night for six months a while that it will still be warm enough to do so. The day ends with South Africa beating New Zealand in a edge of seat rugby match.

A group of lady golfers from Calgary are watched by some Italian tourists and a few student girls. The Canadians golfers are a cheerful bunch. There are more Canadian flags flying around town around this year than last. In these undemonstrative parts that may quietly say something.

As of tomorrow morning Chapel will be open for morning prayers. Male students for some reason almost never seem to appear before ten. However, the smarter boys will soon discover that morning prayers attracts lots of  girls who might actually talk to them. By the end of the week it will be standing room only. Doubly so when free biscuits and coffee are being offered. 

'In the beginning' a suitable text for the first Sunday of Freshers week. After the sermon the newbies will put on their red woolen gowns and process down to the end of the pier and back. This is probably the most filmed of the old traditions. A couple of thousand students will be watched by a cohort of dedicated  parents :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8Xs2W7BLM  . If nothing else these old traditions serve as excellent boy meet girl ice breakers. Perhaps that's why they've survived for so long . Wiser parents will not outstay their welcome and will quickly be on the road south.

In the basement I find an old map of Scotland showing the German Sea. After the Battle of Jutland in 1916 anti-German sentiment became so strong the name was changed to the North Sea and so it has remained. Some name changes are popular and last. Others don't stand the test of time .

Wendell Berry :https://writingteacher.substack.com/p/what-wendell-berry-taught-me-about

Morningside Heights. Who knew it was so important or had such a history ? :https://api.pageplace.de/preview/DT0400.9780231534819_A34803096/preview-9780231534819_A34803096.pdf

Spotting celebrities . Very LA :https://thebrokenelbow.substack.com/p/living-in-la-and-spotting-celebrities

There is a certain sort of man who thrives on this sort of social media :https://operationalartofwar.substack.com/p/a-us-invasion-of-canada

Our local professor strikes a  worried tone :https://phillipspobrien.substack.com/p/weekend-update-201-it-will-be-a-brutal

Continuity is a greatly underestimated virtue.

Seven bees at work on the lavender beds this morning. Two weeks ago there were hundreds. Yesterday twelve. Tomorrow ?

The autumn winds are blowing from the west at 40 mph. The Gannets ride them sixty or seventy feet into the air before plunging down at right angles into the sea.  One of the young lecturers is out on the village beach with his three and five year olds. They stand and watch these dare devil divers and, when the bobble hatted youngsters are looking in the right direction, clap .

The trickle of incoming teenagers has turned into a flood. The average age of the people you pass in the street has fallen by thirty, possibly forty, years. Some of the incomers look barely old enough to be out on their own. A high proportion appear to be having the time of their lives. Others seem petrified. Most have an air of slight bewilderment. They move around in the safety of groups. Proud parents bustle proprietorially around. Mothers get weepy.  Younger siblings wonder why they've been dragged along. Fathers head to the golf course bars. This is one of lifes great generation unto generation moments.  We see three young couples holding hands in that tentative way that eighteen year olds do. This is reassuring proof that Freshers quickly get their bearings and get down to doing what Freshers always do. Continuity is a greatly underestimated and reassuring virtue.

Wedding time. 1960's era Rolls Royces bedecked with  wedding ribbons are lined up by chapel. Chauffeurs stand around in grey suits. 'The Font' notes three of them wearing pocket squares. Clearly these are 'fancy' weddings. Pipes play. From the pavement outside we hear this decidedly non-Scottish hymn being sung lustily :https://youtu.be/wD9-djEuEjM?t=171  This is standard end of ceremony fare at polite English weddings but is the first time either of us has ever heard it sung in Scotland. Turns out to be an English lad marrying an American girl so I guess it's forgivable allowable. The English guests wear tails, the Americans are evenly split between suits or kilts. A gentleman from Los Angeles ( presumably a relation of the bride ) enters  into the spirit of things by adopting a Braveheart look complete with a shield. We stand and watch this cultural melee in awe struck silence.

More European accents heard around the place this year which is a sign that things are starting to remedy themselves after the self harm of Brexit. 

Out here the farmer is still waiting for the part to arrive for the all singing all dancing cabbage harvesting machine. Next week the eldest son heads back to Edinburgh and daughter starts law school. Youngest son remains blase about heading south.

11C. A  high of 17C forecast for this afternoon. 'The Font' makes it clear that this is the time to switch on the central heating.

Weekend reading:

Eggs :https://takshashiladispatch.substack.com/p/the-curious-case-of-the-egg

Unusual research from London :https://www.qmul.ac.uk/news/latest-news/2026/science-and-engineering/se/chimpanzees-have-accents-too-study-finds.html

Developments on Saturn :https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a-mysterious-decagon-unexpectedly-appeared-around-saturns-south-pole-the-ten-sided-shape-seems-to-be-a-wave-in-the-atmosphere-180989449/

Horrifying and infuriating. What are we doing to the planet ?:https://gizmodo.com/australia-is-evacuating-an-antarctic-base-so-no-one-has-to-watch-thousands-of-seals-die-2000807054

What a sunrise

3 large Gulfstream jets fly low over the courtyard before turning on final approach into Dundee. Labor Day brings with it some big spending Americans determined to make a long weekend of it.

The dawn comes up like thunder.  If I saw the sky looking like this in December I'd know for sure snow was on the way but today the weather is calm and mild.

By the time we've made it down to the beach the sun has risen through the clouds and the light has developed that northern latitude softness.

Christmas pudding appears on the shelves in the supermarket.

Angus isn't the only one who has detected that winter is on the way. Is having Christmas Puddings on sale in early September some kind of record ?

Friday morning Faure :https://youtu.be/7JLRbOalScw

The well travelled fish finger :https://edconway.substack.com/p/the-30000-mile-fish-finger

Alternatives to burning trash:https://www.worksinprogress.news/p/just-bury-your-trash

Weighty but reassuring :https://foreignpolicy.com/2026/08/25/russia-ukraine-war-nuclear-weapons-escalation-putin-defeat

Worth scrolling down to read about the Bayeux tapestry and Winston and Charles  :https://www.edwest.co.uk/p/a-short-pause

Sweeteners :https://www.sciencealert.com/this-new-zero-cal-sugar-is-3500-times-sweeter-than-sucrose-but-doesnt-spike-insulin