Friday, May 29, 2026

First church then the golf course.

On their way from their bus to the Old Course a group of forty or so Spanish tourists stop off at the Catholic church. I thought one or two might pop in but they all go in. Perhaps they're praying for the sunshine to last ? 

Outside on the pavement the guide tells them that the church contains a tiny sliver of the thumb bone of St Andrew. The rest of his remains were kept in a shrine at the the cathedral but disappeared during the Reformation. "It is not possible that the Cardinal did not know that the sacred relics were in danger but no one knows to this day where they may have been hidden. Perhaps smuggled out to the Vatican in a small ship from the harbour ?". She finishes off with a theatrical " The soil here contains many secrets ! No ?"  The Spaniards make a low sound of thrilled contentment.

  

£40 for a lobster roll. I might be wrong but it seems to me that prices have gone up a notch or two ( or three ) since the students left. The presence of hot dogs and something called a 'bad boy' on the takeaway menu suggests that Wall Street golfers have taken their place.


The cinema will be showing the Scottish World Cup matches in its new 187 seat auditorium. 'In seat ordering' and Dolby sound are sure to make every match a sell out. They will be sold out.


Something is happening at the Royal and Ancient. A new Aston Martin is being carefully driven off a delivery truck. A birthday gift for a wealthy golfer ? People stop and stare. Serious German men make comments about inverted cam shafts and take photos on their i-Phones.  'The Font' has noticed that there are a lot of Polestars around. That's a car brand you don't see very often. With so many fancy cars around it's possible that the car manufacturers arrange special 'showings' at golf tournaments. The golf fraternity is certainly well heeled. Someone who's just sunk a hole in one might just be tempted pick up a new sets of wheels to commemorate the great day.


Eight Oklahomans waiting to play. They are a happily animated bunch much into high fiving and back slapping. They shout out 'Heehaw' when each of their number tees off. This must be an Oklahoman thing and is something you don't see ( or hear ) often on the Old Course. I think I've only heard people make this noise on early episodes of that 1950's era television classic Rawhide. 

After the long dry spell the sacred turf is beginning to look a little 'tired'. 

Life in this small town, as you may be able to tell, is quiet and sunny and fast drifting into the lazy days of summer.


Summer in Boston :https://www.mfa.org/exhibition/framing-nature-gardens-and-imagination

A New York restaurant ( I'd never heard of it ) opens up in St Andrews for the summer. It's already well nigh impossible to get a reservation :https://marineandlawn.com/rusacksstandrews/raos-at-rusacks/

Napoleon. Too big for the screen ? :https://histoflick.com/2026/05/26/too-big-for-the-screen-why-cinema-continues-to-fail-napoleon/

Sign of the times :https://jamestown.org/polish-army-set-to-be-largest-in-europe/

Guess this would rule out New York, Boston and San Francisco or just about any destination that's offered from the UK :https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5897027-homeland-security-plans-end-flights/

5 comments:

Lisa in France said...

Fun post for a hot Friday morning. Rao's is a big deal in New York, but it seems to be just a fancier version of a "red sauce" Italian restaurant. I like red sauce Italian but I'm suspicious about the fancy part. Had to explain "Yee haw" to my husband, which was surprising as he apparently grew up on Rawhide. The first thing I thought of was Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove, although, watching a clip, it seems what he actually yelled was "wahoo". Close enough. We both enjoyed the article about why movies about Napoleon inevitably fail. We live on the Route Napoleon and he is omnipresent around here, so we were looking forward to watching the Ridley Scott movie last year. It was exactly as execrable as described in this piece. The guy was just too big for a single movie. My husband suggests a series like "Shogun," which left enough space for complexity.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
I have no particular thoughts on the matter of Napoleon's retelling... I do have thoughts on the upping of surf and turf to marine and land. I'll keep them to myself... and is the lobster shack serious about cash when charging those prices?! YAM xx

Travel said...

We stopped in that church.

Pam in NH said...

You can purchase a jar of Rao's red sauce in almost any American market for under $8 and feed a small family.

Anonymous said...

As mentioned by others, Rao’s is an iconic NY restaurant where “you need to know somebody” to get a reservation. The soaring prices of lobster rolls are deserving of the person with the new Aston Martin.
JoAnn in Maryland