Saturday, March 8, 2025

Outside furniture and sheer bloody mindedness.

Outside the R&A a sad looking dog with its owner. The dog perks up when two other golfers show up. Each of them also has a small dog in tow - a Westie and a yappy 'talkative' Norfolk. The three golfers and the three ( now off their leads ) dogs head onto the sacred turf . The dogs sit and watch each of the golfers tee off then contentedly follow them, line astern, down the fairway. This process is repeated at the second and third holes and seems to be a regular fixture in dog and owners week.

America's new President has been lobbying the Royal and Ancient to let his £1,000 a round property at Troon be added to the list of courses that can host the 'Open' tournament. The R&A's attitude has been ' We don't care who you are the 'facilities' for handling large crowds at your properties is inadequate '. The new US ambassador has been chosen because he's a golfer and can spend more time here 'lobbying'. Watch this space. The sheer bloody mindedness of the Scots character should not be underestimated.


The new hotel has had a 'soft opening'. The first guests have been journalists invited for a night in the hope they'll write a glowing review in time for this weekends papers. This presumably means much alcohol has been consumed. A large black BMW courtesy car is parked outside ready to take the hacks back to the station or ( more likely ) Edinburgh airport.

Look closely and you'll see that tables and padded chairs have been set up on the steeply sloping  pavement outside the bar. We think setting out padded chairs is brave and demonstrates 1) a firm belief in the honesty of the local residents 2) a confidence that partying students won't attempt to construct a high rise sculpture out of the tables and 3) an optimism that the Scottish weather will be kind to upholstered outdoor furniture.


The new season floral displays now appearing throughout town. When did extravagant faux floral arrangements become a thing ?


Two wreathes have been laid at the base of a statue to a 15th century bishop. Perhaps it's his birthday ? They're too delicate to be the work of our local florist who has a more agricultural 'robust' approach to such matters. 


The three months that the water board said it would take to repair the pipes under the Old Course has now turned into six. In Celtic parts time has a meaning all of its own. A group of Spanish gentlemen golfers seem oblivious to the hoardings.

10 comments:

Lisa in France said...

It is interesting to see how someone who has surrounded himself with "yes" men deals with being told "no". The article on mineral-accumulating plants was very interesting, but I couldn't quite bring myself to read about "bizarre virus-like structures" this morning.

Coppa's girl said...

I'm amazed that the golfer's dogs are so well behaved. If it was my dog, she'd be off to give chase at the first sign of a C-A-T. I wonder if there are classes on how to stop a dog chasing C-A-T-S!

jabblog said...

I'm surprised dogs are allowed on the hallowed turf.

Travel said...

Maybe arguing over golf courses will distract HWSNBN from destroying the world.

Angus said...

They're not but nobody seems to have told them.

Stephanie said...

The wreaths are exquisite. The decision to end letter deliveries in Denmark is a sad note, though I understand it economically. An email or text will never replace the joy of receiving and holding in one's hands a beautiful card or letter. And the memories they offer in years to come.

Anonymous said...

I read somewhere that eating one Brazil nut per day gives us the selenium we need for the day. So i buy mixed nuts and dole the Brazils out sparingly.
Nina

Anonymous said...

Amen to that! My private fear is that Canada Post will be forced to follow suit one of these days.

Jim Davis said...

"HWSNBN" Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

To the R&A: Resist!