Off to London. A room full of identical men in dark suits. A very dull, humourless, masculine, affair. " Angus. Mind if we conference you through to New York ? " says the most senior ; a tall American with slicked back hair, marble sized gold cufflinks and a suit that fits just a tad too snuggly to be entirely gentlemanly. Angus briefly toys with the idea of saying he does mind about being conferenced but the man is already shouting '' yellow ! - yellow !! with ever increasing fervour into a video phone. There is no hello in reply as the video phone remains resolutely dead.
At the airport lounge a magazine with a photograph of a man in a kilt . Something to do with the Academy of Country Music awards in Las Vegas. The man is wearing his kilt flashes in his boots, not his socks. A sartorial innovation too far ? Perhaps this video should be viewed by all those who feel the need to wear the kilt outside its natural habitat - the Highlands.