Lessons in Life #1. Pack your suitcase on the bed not on the floor. If you do pack it on the floor do not leave it open. Failure to follow these basic rules may result in the contents being liberated, redistributed and in some instances shredded. This effect is also known as a PON moment.
College Boy Lesson in Life #2 . Good luck in explaining this to your girl friend. Do not be surprised if the line '' I bought you a present but some dogs ate it " is not well received.
A comment on the train attack and the bravery of three young Americans that made me smile : https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/635330657829261312/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw