Front door open. With a howl of delight the PONs rush out into the garden in search of c-a-t-s.
Ten minutes later they reappear in the kitchen.
Bob gets into the back of the car.
She's in the kitchen hoping the yogurt pot will refill itself. Bob gets out of the car to look for her. Both PONs then go back out to the car. Bob leaps up and sits on Sophie's side of the car. A ' diva moment' ensues. Bob gets out of the car while Sophie moves to her rightful space. Bob then rejoins his sister. None of this is done quietly.
A visit to the cheese mongers is something both PONs enjoy. Some Pise du Lot for 'The Font'. Reblochon rind for the PONs. Tails wave.
A new hairdresser has opened up. Unlimited access to the blow dryer and curling tongs for E59.95 a month. A kind of 'all you can eat' programme . For men it's a more reasonable E24.95. Angus works out he spends ten euros every six weeks so is not tempted. How do they deal with clients who abuse the system and demand a daily perm ?
This I found to be understated political humour : http://marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevolution/2017/06/first-political-memory-grandmothers-commentary.html